this girl; and what one thing, what another, that I shall leave you one o'these days: And I have a rheum in mine eyes too; and such an ache in my bones, that, unless a man were curs'd, I cannot tell what to think on't.-What says she there? Tro. Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart; [Tearing the letter. The effect doth operate another way.— Exeunt severally, SCENE IV. BETWEEN TROY AND THE GRECIAN CAMP. Alarums: Excursions. Enter Thersites. Ther. Now they are clapper-clawing one anther; I'll go look on. That dissembling abominable varlet, Diomed, has got that same scurvy doting foolish young knave's sleeve of Troy there, in his helm: I would fain see them meet; that that same young Trojan ass, that loves the whore there, might send that Greekish whoremasterly villain, with the sleeve, back to the dissembling luxurious drab, on a sleeveless errand. O' the other side, The policy of those crafty swearing rascals,--that stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese, Nestor; and that same dog-fox, Ulysses, -is not prov'd worth a blackberry:-They set me up, in policy, that mongrel cur, Ajax, against that dog of as bad a kind, Achilles: and now is the cur Ajax prouder than the cur Achilles, and will not arm to-day; whereupon the Grecians begin to proclaim barbarism, and policy grows into an ill opinion. Soft! here come sleeve, and t'other. Enter Diomed, Troilus following. Tro. Fly not; for, shouldst thou take the river Styx, I would swim after. Thou dost miscall retire: Dio. Ther. Hold thy whore, Grecian!-now for thy whore, Trojan!-now the sleeve, now the sleeve! [Exeunt Troilus and Diomed, fighting. Enter Hector. Hect. What art thou, Greek? art thou for Hector's match? Art thou of blood, and honour? Ther. No, no:-I am a rascal; a scurvy railing knave; a very filthy rogue. Hect. I do believe thee;-live. [Exit. Ther. God-a-mercy, that thou wilt believe me; But a plague break thy neck, for frighting me! What's become of the wenching rogues? I think, they have swallow'd one another: I would laugh at that miracle. Yet, in a sort, lechery eats itself. I'll seek them. [Exit. SCENE V. THE SAME. Enter Diomed, and a Servant. Dio. Go, go, my servant, take thou Troilus' horse; Present the fair steed to my lady Cressid: Serv. I go, my lord. Enter Agamemnon. Agam. Renew, renew! The fierce Polydamus Hath beat down Menon: bastard Margarelon Hath Doreus prisoner; And stands colossus-wise, waving his beam, Enter Nestor. Nest. Go, bear Patroclus' body to Achilles; And bid the snail-pac'd Ajax arm for shame.There is a thousand Hectors in the field: Now here he fights on Galathe his horse, And there lacks work; anon, he's there afoot, That what he will, he does; and does so much, Enter Ulysses. Ulyss. O, courage, courage, princes! great Achilles Is arming, weeping, cursing, vowing vengeance: Crying on Hector. Ajax hath lost a friend, Engaging and redeeming of himself, Enter Ajax. Ajax. Troilus! thou coward Troilus! Nest. So, so, we draw together. [Exit. Ay, there, there. Enter Achilles. Achil Where is this Hector? Come, come, thou boy-queller, show thy face; Hector! where's Hector? I will none but Hector. [Exeunt. SCENE VI. ANOTHER PART OF THE FIELD. Enter Ajax. Ajar. Troilus, thou coward Troilus, show thy head! Enter Diomed. Dio. Troilus, I say! where's Troilus? Ajax. Dio. I would correct him. What would'st thou? Ajax. Were I the general, thou should'st have my office, Ere that correction:-Troilus, I say! what, Troilus! Enter Troilus. Tro. O traitor Diomed!-turn thy false face, thou traitor, And pay thy life thou ow'st me for my horse! Ajar. I'll fight with him alone: stand, Diomed. Dio. He is my prize, I will not look upon. |