The fourth, a Highland Donald hastie, If he be spar'd to be a beast, I've nane in female servan' station, 1 Plough-driver. 2 Black cattle in fodder. My travel a' on foot I'll shank it, Then know all ye whom it concerns, Mossgiel, February 22nd, 1786. ROBERT BUrns. THE WHISTLE.2 A BALLAD. I SING of a Whistle, a Whistle of worth, 1 Pot. 2 "The highest gentry of the county," writes Mr. J. G. Lockhart, "whenever they had especial merriment in view, called in the wit and eloquence of Burns to enliven their carousals. The famous song of The Whistle of Worth' commemorates a scene of this kind, more picturesque in some of its circumstances than every day occurred, yet strictly in character with the usual tenor of life among this jovial squirearchy. These gentlemen, of ancient descent, had met to determine, by a solemn drinking match, who should possess the Whistle, which a common ancestor of them all had earned ages before in a Bacchanalian contest of the same sort with a noble toper from Denmark; and the poet was summoned to watch over and celebrate the issue of the debate." "The following is Burns' description of the prize and the struggle. He seems, however, to have fallen into some error as to the date:"As the authentic prose history of the Whistle is curious, I shall here give it. In the train of Anne of Denmark, when she came to Scotland with our James the Sixth, there came over also a Danish gentleman of gigantic stature and great prowess, and a matchless champion of Bacchus. He had a little ebony Whistle, which at the commencement of the orgies he laid on the table, and whoever was last able to blow it, everybody else being disabled by the potency of the bottle, was to carry off the Whistle as a trophy of victory. The Dane produced credentials of his victories, without a single defeat, at the courts of Copenhagen, Stockholm, Moscow, Warsaw, and several of the petty courts in Germany; and challenged the Scots Bacchanalians to the alternative of trying his prowess, or else of acknowledging their inferiority. -After many overthrows on the part of the Scots, the Dane was encountered by Sir Robert Lowrie of Maxwelton, ancestor of the present worthy Baronet of that name, who, after three days and three nights' hard contest, left the Scandinavian under the table, 'And blew on the Whistle his requiem shrill.' "Sir Walter, son to Sir Robert, before mentioned, afterwards lost the Whistle to Walter Riddel of Glenriddel, who had married a sister of Sir Walter. On Friday, the 16th October, 1790, at Friars-Carse, the Whistle was once more contended for, as related in the ballad, by the present Sir Robert Lowrie of Maxwelton; Robert Riddel, Esq., of Glenriddel, lineal descendant and representative of Walter Riddel, who won the Whistle, and in whose family it had continued; and Alexander Ferguson, Esq., of Craigdarroch, likewise descended of the great Sir Robert, which last gentle. man carried off the hard-won honours of the field." Was brought to the court of our good Scottish king, And long with this Whistle all Scotland shall ring. Old Loda,1 still rueing the arm of Fingal, The god of the bottle sends down from his hall— Old poets have sung, and old chronicles tell, Till Robert, the lord of the Cairn and the Scaur, Thus Robert, victorious, the trophy has gain'd, Three joyous good fellows, with hearts clear of flaw; Craigdarroch began with a tongue smooth as oil, Or else he would muster the heads of the clan, 66 "By the gods of the ancients!" Glenriddel replies, "Before I surrender so glorious a prize, I'll conjure the ghost of the great Rorie More, 2 And bumper his horn with him twenty times o'er." Sir Robert, a soldier, no speech would pretend, To the board of Glenriddel our heroes repair, 1 See Ossian's "Caric-thura."-R. B. 2 See Johnson's "Tour to the Hebrides."-R. B. A bard was selected to witness the fray, The dinner being over, the claret they ply, Gay Pleasure ran riot as bumpers ran o'er; Bright Phoebus ne'er witness'd so joyous a core, Six bottles a-piece had well wore out the night, Then worthy Glenriddel, so cautious and sage, He left the foul business to folks less divine. The gallant Sir Robert fought hard to the end; 66 -- Next uprose our bard, like a prophet in drink:Craigdarroch, thou'lt soar when creation shall sink! But if thou would flourish immortal in rhyme, Come-one bottle more-and have at the sublime! 66 'Thy line, that have struggled for Freedom with Bruce, Shall heroes and patriots ever produce: So thine be the laurel, and mine be the bay ; SKETCH. INSCRIBED TO THE RIGHT HON. C. J. FOX. How Wisdom and Folly meet, mix, and unite; Confounds rule and law, reconciles contradiction, I sing,-If these mortals, the Critics, should bustle, But now for a Patron, whose name and whose glory Thou, first of our orators, first of our wits, Yet whose parts and acquirements seem just lucky hits; Good Lord, what is man! for as simple he looks, On his one ruling Passion Sir Pope hugely labours, That, like th' old Hebrew walking switch, eats up itз neighbours: Mankind are his show-box-a friend, would you know him? Pull the string, Ruling Passion the picture will show him. What pity, in rearing so beauteous a system, One trifling particular, Truth, should have miss'd him! For, spite of his fine theoretic positions, Mankind is a science defies definitions. Some sort all our qualities each to its tribe, Have you found this, or t'other? there's more in the wind, As by one drunken fellow his comrades you'll find. But truce with abstraction, and truce with a muse, rels, Contending with Billy for proud-nodding laurels ? |