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Abathed'-uft, the innate'prisciple on which they new philosophy is built and grounded:

- Midwife. I had politive proof, my lord as you are pleased to call him, should this

Ootana be taken cacked as he is; to the seat of juice is thiş beatable, 'that our trade shoold

he put to shame by a set of Sodomites ; implacable enemies to their God, and to their own nature : they telleme, in every capi-al town they have their clubs and places where they revel in ob seurity and hateful pleasure, and this your new philolophy, of this our enlightened age and northern hemisphere; nasty unnatural beast, i have a thousand minds to one, to leave

you stinking as you are, with your God, as you call your filthy brains, to be an example to your þrethren.

Lütber. Philofophy is the science where no other but truth receives the palm; truth is subftantially and corporally proved by the five senses, which brings it under the sanction and cloak of the new philosophy of this our enlightened age and northern hemisphere. Let us per example set the cafe, or the like of that, suppose the matter thus as I was saying, do mungey, as I proved, or the like of that, that materialism is truth, and reversed truth is magerialism. 2001: watch, the doop betét with robbers, who ate

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0151131103 Luther. I am' fightened to death, o my220 whiété fhall I hide my reif;"btley, wh sever they be, understanding the great bilhop is here,


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thinks they will have a large booty, but explain to them host that I am no bishop, neither have I any money; and that you are, out of charity; obliged to defray my chargest; this being the Þaked truth perhaps may satisfy them, when we shall be delivered from our exceeding great tertor and fright.


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- Club. Our lord bishop of Canterbury, mea tropolitan, cardinal, priest and primate of Great Britain, and all and every part, parcel, thing or things, whatsoever, or wheresoevery locally and generally, with appendages there unto belonging or appertaining, we your emiñence's most loyal members and subjects, do with heart-felt joy and due deference, vouchsafe ourselves the libersy of approaching your throne; praising your heroic and great fears of chivalry, raising yourself to the pinnacle or summit of the new philosophy, of this our enlightened age and northern hemisphere ; praying your eminence will look with a propitious eye on your faithful herd, and place your eminence like one common father at our head, to give rule, and be our great link to unite and make one herd of your two flocks, our heretofore, and now present focieties, that we may become one herd, and one stye of facted pigs, and you our common father, the old Sire in the midst of us. We farther pray your eminence, to do away and fee free the remaining fragments which hang round about the hearts of your more lan

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cient herdy that being delivered from fpiritual malady, which chain down the filly, urchin with fears, dreads, remorse, frights, with many dread, ful calamities, which dismay, prevent free action and intercourse of enjoyments, drowned and ingulphed in all sensual and feeling pleafure It is this insatiable and lustful guft we mutually are stretched forward to gralp, and bear away the prize. To conclude, we in body compact, your dutiful pigs and kids, in imitation of the sublime council of Athens (Areopagus) made use of the midnight to present dur obedience, duty and submission, craving your acquiescence to be Lord paramount of the hew philofophy of this our enlightened age and northern hemisphere, We fari her intreat your parental indulgence to accept with clemency the title we here beg to instal you. Most eminent Cardinal, chief, leader, head, centre, and grand Link, that ties and couples the protestants, the first-born kids, with us your stye of fturdy pigs, and, should your Eminence think meet, for peace and good agreement betwixt your herds, kids, and pigs, to insert the few Jinęs fet down, which your dutiful underlings have, with great humility, deigned to offer with themselves downcast at your sublime feet, to:

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Luther. That you may be freed and delivered froin doubts or scruples that might by and by apisey, touching the premises, of appointing me


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Siro; Chicfy and Head of the new phúlofophy of this our enlightened age and northern hemifphere, Be it known to the Great World at large; and our northern hemisphere in particulars thao your lappointment, 'as aforesaid, proceeds noe from you, but as inftruments made choice of by our great mothet, source and origin of our new philosophy of this our enlightened age and northern hemisphere, egged and puthed on, icas it were, by an unknown handi; for observe, we are never to express fpiritual influences, being new philosophers of this our enlightened age and northern hemifphere, whose whole and fole terminate and rest in materialism. I, therefore, repeat, by an unknown hand, to appoint this worthy subject, our dearly beloved in God.noft beg forgiveness for expresions as heretofore, or the' like

of that, as the saying is, pur fifter and help-mate, Mrs. Midnight, as if by a prophetic spirit, another bye-word which I humbly crave pardon, or the like of that, but, supposing the cafe true, this our fifter, as I was saying, espied two strange mysteries in the act of delivery, and this attestation is affirmed and confirmed alfos by this our dearly and most beloved brother, Mr. Host, who are living and faithful witneffes to these great phenomenons, and, as by inspi rąuion, another bye-word, I crave forgivenefs, or the like of that, as the faying is dolye [ mungey, our fifter, as foon as the nature of the malady required discloäng and laying the lowest face bare, the cried, as if in extafy, a prodigy to the crab! - hold it is impossible that can iliten rare old woman, untets infpired by fupernatural

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infưence, I am dofrin fpirit.H h heartily Ingreat your philofophy's pardont, of this our enlighten ed age and northern hemisphere, our hiter is no philosopher, neither our Hoft, yet, 'in yi: fion, may cry out, the crab. Forgive, I bet feech you, these spiritual interpolations, they Unauthorized escape, aod Nip from mezijas kave often heard my poor father declare, who would not advance a falsiły, that he was mucha hag-ridden, and being told when the hag was on him, to fay, In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, which he faithfully complied with, the next night, when the hag fprung from him, but being

upon the watch, he catched hold of her tail and it Nipped from him like filk or cotton. At that inftanty his brother being awake, cried out, “Sam, a great cat has passed through the window.” This window was close Jached or wattled, left-unplaistered, for the light to pass through the {paces, scarce an inch. My poor father, God reft his soul, or the like of that, as the saying is, was, until the last twenty years of his life, a rigid churchman, he would not for his life have neglected having the large family cable on all and every Sunday throughout the year, regularly placed in the middle or centre of the great hall, as I am now placed, and fixed by joint consent and appointment of the realm and church of England, and you, my dearly be loved in God, anocher spiritual Nip or escape, or the like of that, as the saying is, but then, and suppofe, do ye mungey, as a strong «Bright Link 191eform, Settle and rivet you my herds


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