Colour her working with such deadly wounds; He never did encounter with Glendower: He durst as well have met the devil alone, Art not ashamed? But, Sirrah, henceforth And plant this thorn, this canker, Bolingbroke? To answer all the debt he owes to you, Wor. Peace, cousin, say no more: Or you shall hear in such a kind from me land, We license your departure with your son :- I will not send them :-I will after straight, Here comes your uncle. Re-enter WORCESTER. Hot. Speak of Mortimer? 'Zounds, I will speak of him; and let my soul Want mercy, if I do not join with him: Yea, on his part, I'll empty all these veins, And shed my dear blood drop by drop i'the dust, But I will lift the down-trod Mortimer As high i'the air as this unthankful king, As this ingrate and canker'd Bolingbroke. North. Brother, the king hath made your nephew mad. [To WORCESTER. Wor. Who struck this heat up, after I was gone? Hot. He will, forsooth, have all my prisoners; And on my face he turn'd an eye of death, By Richard that dead is, the next of blood ? From whence he, intercepted, did return Live scandaliz'd, and foully spoken of. Hot. But, soft, I pray you: Did king Richard then Proclaim my brother Edmund Mortimer North. He did; myself did hear it. Hot. Nay, then I cannot blame his cousin king, That wish'd him on the barren mountains starv'd. But shall it be, that you, that set the crown I'll read you matter deep and dangerous; Send danger from the east unto the west, To rouse a lion than to start a hare North. Imagination of some great exploit, Drives him beyond the bounds of patience. Hot. By heaven methinks it were an easy leap, To pluck bright honour from the pale-fac'd moon; Or dive unto the bottom of the deep, Without co-rival,-all her dignities: Wor. He apprehends a world of figures⚫ here, But not the form of what he should attend.Good cousin, give me audience for a while. Hot. I cry you mercy. Wor. Those same noble Scots, That are your prisoners, Hot. I keep them all; By heaven he shall not have a Scot of them: No, if a Scot would save his soul, he shall not: I'll keep them, by this hand. Wor. You start away, And lend no ear unto my purposes.- Hot. Nay, I will; that's flat :- I'll have a starling shall be taught to speak Cousin; a word. Hot. All studies here I solemnly defy,♦ Save how to gall and pinch this Bolingbroke: And that same sword-and-buckler Prince of Wales. But that I think his father loves him not, I'd have him poison'd with a pot of ale. Art thou, to break into this woman's mood; • Shapes created by his imagination. + Refuse. The term for a blustering quarrelsome fellow. Which I shall send you written, be assur'd [7b NORTHUMBERLAND. Hot. Of York, is't not? Wor. True: who bears hard His brother's death at Bristol the lord Scroop. I speak not this in estimation, t As what I think might be, but what I know And only stays but to behold the face Hot. I smell it; upon my life, it will do well. North. Before the game's a-foot, thou still let'st slip. Hot. Why, it cannot choose but be a noble plot : And then the power of Scotland, and of York,— To join with Mortimer, ha ? Wor. And so they shall. Hot. In faith, it is exceedingly well aim'd. Wor. And 'tis no little reason bids us speed, To save our heads by raising of a head :‡ For, bear ourselves as even as we can, The king will always think him in our debt, And think we think ourselves unsatisfied, Till he hath found a time to pay us home. And see, already, how he doth begin To make us strangers to his looks of love. Hot. He does, he does; we'll be reveng'd on him. Wor. Cousin, farewell :-No further go in this, Than I by letters shall direct your course. once, at (As I will fashion it,) shall happily meet, To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms, Which now we bold at much uncertainty. North. Farewell, good brother: we shall thrive, I trust. ACT II. SCENE I.-Rochester.-An Inn Yard. Enter a CARRIER, with a Lantern in his hand. 1 Car. Heigh ho! An't be not four by the day, I'll be hanged: Charles' wain is over the new chimney, and yet our horse not packed. What, ostler! Ost. [Within.] Anon, anon. saddle, 1 Car. I pry'thee Tom, beat Cut's put a few flocks in the point; the poor jade is wrung in the withers out of all cess. t Enter another CARRIER. 2 Car. Pease and beans are as dank § here as jades the bots: this house is turned upside a dog, and that is the next way to give poor down, since Robin ostler died. 1 Car. Poor fellow; never joyed since the price of oats rose; it was the death of him. 2 Car. I think this be the most villainous house in all London road for fleas I am stung like a teuch.¶ 1 Car. Like a tench? by the mass, there is ne'er a king in Christendom could be better bit than I have been since the first cock. and then we leak in your chimney; and your 2 Cur. Why, they will allow us ne'er a jorden, chamber-lie breeds fleas like a loach. ** 1 Car. What, ostler! come away and be hanged, come away. 2 Car. I have a gammon of bacon, and two razes of ginger, to be delivered as far as Charing cross. 1 Car. 'Odsbody! the turkies in my pannier are quite starved.-What, ostler -A plague on thee hast thou never an eye in thy head? canst not hear? An 'twere not as good a deed as drink, to break the pate of thee, I am a very villain.-Come, and be hanged:-Hast no faith in thee? Gads. o'clock ? 1 Car. I think it be two o'clock. Gads. I pr'ythee lend me thy lantern, to see my gelding in the stable. 1 Car. Nay, soft, I pray ye; I know a trick worth two of that, i'faith. Gads. I pr'ythee lend me thine. 2 Car. Ay, when? canst tell?-Lend me thy lantern, quoth a ?-marry, I'll see thee hanged first. Gads. Sirrah carrier, what time do you mean to come to London? 2 Car. Time enough to go to bed with a candle, I warrant thee.-Come, neighbour Mugs, we'll call up the gentlemen; they will along with company, for they have great charge. [Exeunt CARRIERS. Gads. What ho! chamberlain ! Cham. [Within.] At hand, quoth pick-purse.✈ Gads. That's even as fair as-at band, quoth the chamberlain for thou variest no more from picking of purses, than giving direction dotă from labouring; thou lay'st the plot how. It Enter CHAMBERLAIN. Cham. Good morrow, master Gadshill. holds current that I told you yesternight: There's a franklin ‡‡ in the wild of Kent, hath brought three hundred marks with him in gold: 1 heard him tell it to one of his company, last night at supper; a kind of auditor; one that hath abun Hot. Uncle, adieu :-Oh! let the hours be dance of charge too, God knows what. They short, Till fields, and blows, and groans applaud our sport! [Exeunt. are up already, and call for eggs and butter: They will away presently. Gads. Sirrah, if they meet not with saint Nicholas' clerks, I'll give thee this neck. Cham. No, I'll none of it: I pr'ythee, keep that for the hangman; for I know thou worship'st saint Nicholas as truly as a man of falsehood may. Gads. What talkest thou to me of the hangman ? if I hang, I'll make a fat pair of gallows for if I hang, old Sir John hangs with me; and thou knowest he's no starveling. Tut! there are other Trojans that thou dreainest not of; the which, for sport sake, are content to do the profession some grace, that would, if matters should be looked into, for their own credit sake, make all whole. I am joined with no foot land-rakers,+ no long-staff, sixpenny strikers; none of these mad, mustachio purple-hued malt-worms: but with nobility and tranquillity; burgoinasters and great oneyers; such as can hold in; such as will strike sooner than speak, and speak sooner than drink, and drink sooner than pray: And yet I lie; for they pray continually to their saint, the commonwealth; or, rather, not pray to her, but prey on her; for they ride up and down on her, and make her their boots. § afoot with me; and the stony-hearted villains know it well enough: A plague upon't, when thieves cannot be true to one another! [They whistle.] Whew!-A plague upon you all! Give me my horse, you rogues; give me my horse, and be hanged. P. Hen. Peace, ye fat-guts! lie down: lay thine ear close to the ground, and list if thou canst hear the tread of travellers. Fal. Have you any levers to lift me up again, being down? 'Sblood, I'll not bear mine own flesh so far afoot again, for all the coin in thy father's exchequer. What a plague mean ye to colt me thus ? P. Hen. Thou liest, thou art not colted, thou art uncolted. Fal. I pr'ythee, good prince Hal, help me to my horse; good king's son. P. Hen. Out, you rogue! shall I be your ostler! Fal. Go, hang thyself in thy own heir-apparent garters! If I be ta'en, I'll peach for this. An I have not ballads made on you all, and sung to filthy tunes, let a cup of sack be my poison: When a jest is so forward, and afoot too, Cham. What, the commonwealth their boots? I hate it. will she hold out water in foul way? Gads. She will, she will; justice hath li quored ber. We steal us in a castle, cocksure; we have the re eipt of fern-seed, we walk invisible. Cham. Nay, by my faith! I think you are more beholden to the night than to fern-seed, for your walking invisible. Gads. Give me thy band: thou shalt have a share in our purchase, as I am a true man. Cham. Nay, rather let me have it as you are a false thief. Gads. Go to; Homo is a common name to all men. Bid the ostler bring my gelding out of the stable. Farewell, you muddy knave. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-The Road by Gadshill. Enter Prince HENRY and POINS; BARDOLPH and Pыто, at some distance. Poins. Come, shelter, shelter; I have reved Falstaff's horse, and he frets like a gummed velvet. P. Hen. Stand close. Enter FALSTAFF. Fal. Poins! Poins, and be hanged! Poins! P. Hen. Peace, ye fat-kidneyed rascal; What a brawling dost thou keep ? Fal. Where's Poins, Hal? P. Hen. He is walked up to the top of the hill; I'll go seek him. [Pretends to seek POINS. Fal. I am accursed to rob in that thief's Company: the rascal bath removed my horse, and tied him I know not where. If I travel but four foot by the squire further afoot, I shall break my wind. Well, I doubt not but to die a fair death for all this, if I 'scape hanging for killing that rogue. I have forsworn his company hourly any time this two-and-twenty years, and yet I am bewitched with the rogue's company. If the rascal bave not given me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged; it could not be else; I have drunk medicines.-Poins !-Hal-a plague upon you both !-Bardolph I-Peto -I'll starve, ere I'll rob a foot further. An 'twere not as good a deed as drink, to turn true man, and leave these rogues, I am the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth. Eight yards of uneven ground, is threescore and ten miles Gads. Stand. Enter GADSHILL. Fal. So I do, against my will, Bard. What news? Gads. Case ye, case ye; on with your visors; there's money of the king's coming down the bill; 'tis going to the king's exchequer. Fal. You lie, you rogue; 'tis going to the king's tavern. Gads. 'There's enough to make us all. P. Hen. Sirs, you four shall front them in the narrow lane; Ned Poins and I will walk lower: if they 'scape from your encounter, then they light on us. Peto. How many be there of them? Fal. 'Zounds! will they not rob us? P. Hen. What, a coward, Sir John Paunch? Fal. Indeed, I am not John of Gaunt, your grandfather; but yet no coward, Hal. P. Hen. Well, we leave that to the proof. Poins. Sirrah Jack, thy horse stands behind the hedge; when thou needest him, there thou shalt find him. Farewell, and stand fast. Fal. Now cannot I strike him, if I should be banged. P. Hen. Ned, where are our disguises? [Exeunt P. HENRY and POINS. Fal. Now, my masters, happy man he his dole, say 1; every man to his business. Enter TRAVELLERS. 1 Trav. Come, neighbour; the boy shall lead our horses down the hill: we'll walk afoot a while, and ease our legs. Thieves. Stand. Trav. Jesu bless us ! Fal. Strike; down with them; cut the villains' throats: Ah! whoreson caterpillars! bacou-fed knaves! they hate us youth: down with them; fleece them. 1 Trav. O we are undone, both we and our's, for ever. Ful. Hang ye, gorbellied knaves; Are ye undone? No, ye fat chuffs; I would your store were here! On, bacons, on! What, ye knaves? young men must live: You are grand jurors are ye? We'll jure ye, i'faith. [Exeunt FALSTAFF, &c. Driving the TRAVELLERS out. Make a youngster of me. Re-enter Prince HENRY and POINS. P. Hen. The thieves have bound the true men: Now could thou and I rob the thieves, and go merrily to London, it would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good 'est for ever. Poins. Stand close, I hear them coming. Fal. Come, my masters, let us share, and then to horse before day. An the prince and Poins be not two arrant cowards, there's no equity stirring; there's no more valour in that Poins, than in a wild duck. P. Hen. Your money. Poins. Villains. [As they are sharing, the PRINCE and POINS set upon them. FALSTAFF, after a blow or two, and the rest, run away. leaving their booty behind them.] [Rushing out upon them. P. Hen. Got with much ease. Now merrily to horse : The thieves are scatter'd, and possess'd with fear So strongly, that they dare not meet each other: [Exeunt. SCENE III.-Warkworth.-A Room in the Enter HOTSPUR, reading a Letter. But, for mine own part, my lord, I could be well contented to be there, in respect of the love I bear your house. He could be contented,-Why is he not then? In respect of the love he bears our house :-be shows in this he loves his own barn better than he loves our house. Let me see some more. The purpose you undertake is dangerous-Why, that's certain; 'tis dangerous to take a cold, to sleep, to drink: but I tell you, my lord fool, out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. The purpose you undertake, is dangerous; the friends you have named, uncertain; the time itself unsorted; and your whole plot too light, for the counterpoise of so great an opposition. -Say you so, say you so ? I say unto you again, you are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie. What a lack-brain is this? By the Lord, our plot is a good plot as ever was laid; our friends true and constant: a good plot, good friends, and full of expectation: an excellent plot, very good friends. What a frosty-spirited rogue is this? Why, my lord of York commends the plot, and the general course of the action. 'Zounds, an I were now by this rascal, I could brain him with his lady's fan. Is there not my father, my uncle, and myself? lord Edward Mortimer, my lord of York, and Owen Glendower? Is there not, besides, the Douglas? Have I not all their letters, to meet me in arms by the ninth of the next month? and are they not, some of them, set forward already? What a rascal is this! an infidel! Ha! you shall see now, in very sincerity of fear and cold heart, will he to the king, and lay open all our proceedings. O I could divide myself, and go to buffets, for moving such a dish of skimmed milk with so honourable an action! Hang him! let him tell the king: We are prepared: I will set forward to-night. Enter Lady PERCY. pagan A banish'd woman from my Harry's bed? Tell me, sweet lord, what is't that takes from thee Thy stomach, pleasure, and thy golden sleep? Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth; And start so often when thou sit'st alone? And given my treasures, and my rights of thee, Like bubbles in a late-disturbed stream: Some heavy business hath my lord in hand, My love, my horse. Lady. Out, you mad-headed ape! A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen, As you are toss'd with. In faith, I'll know your business, Harry, that I will. I fear my brother Mortimer doth stir About his title and hath sent for you, To line his enterprize; But if you goHot. So far afoot, I shall be weary, love. Lady. Come, come, you paraquito, answer Directly to this question that I ask. In faith, I'll break thy little finger, Harry, An if thou wilt not tell me all things true. Hot. Away, me Well, do not then; for, since you love me not, • Occurrences. + Motto of the Percy family. * Strengthen. 3 E I love thee infinitely. But hark you, Kate; Thou wilt not utter what thou dost not know; Lady. How! so far? Fran. O lord, Sir! I would it bad been two. Hot. Not an inch farther. But hark you, pound; ask me when thou wilt, and thou shalt SCENE IV.-Eastcheap-A Room in the Enter Prince HENRY and POINS. have it. P. Hen. Wilt thou rob this leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, nott-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanishpouch, Fran. O lord, Sir, who do you mean? Sir, it cannot come to so much. Poins. [Within.] Francis! P. Hen. Away, you rogue; Dost thou not hear them call? [Here they both call him; the Drawer stands amazed, not knowing which way to go. Enter VINTNER. P. Hen. With three or four loggerheads, P. Hen. Why then, your brown bastard is amongst three or four score hogsheads. I have your only drink; for, look you, Francis, your sounded the very base string of humility. Sir-white canvass doublet will sully: in Barbary, rah, I am sworn brother to a leash of drawers; and can tell them all by their Christian names, as-Tom, Dick, and Francis. They take it already upon their salvation, that though I be but prince of Wales, yet I am the king of courtesy; and tell me flatly, I am no proud Jack, like Falstaff; but a Corinthian, a lad of mettle, a good boy,-by the Lord, so they call me ; and when I am king of England, I shall command all the good lads in Eastcheap. They call drink- Tint. What! stand'st thou still, and hear'st ing deep, dying scarlet; and when you breathe such a calling? Look to the guests within. in your watering, they cry-hem! and bid you [Exit FRAN. My lord, old Sir John, with play it off. To conclude, I am so good a pro-half a dozen more, are at the door; Shall I let cient in one quarter of an hour, that I can drink them in! with any tinker in his own language during my life. I tell thee, Ned, thou hast lost much honour, that thou wert not with me in this action. But, sweet Ned,-to sweeten which name of Ned, I give thee this peunyworth of sugar, clapped even now in my hand by an under-skinker; one that never spake other Euglish in his life, than-Eight shillings and sixpence, and - You are welcome; with this shrill addition;-Anon, anon, Sir! Score a pint of bastard in the Half-moon, or 80. But, Ned, to drive away the time till Falstaff come, I pr'ythee do thou stand in some byroom, while I question my puny drawer, to what end he gave me the sugar; and do thou never leave calling-Francis, that his tale to me may be nothing but-anon. Step aside, and I'll show thee a precedent. Poins. Francis ! P. Hen. Thou art perfect. Enter FRANCIS. P. Hen. Let them alone awhile, and then open the door. [Exit VINTNER.] Poins! Re-enter POINS. Poins. Anon, anon, Sir. P. Hen. Sirrab, Falstaff and the rest of the thieves are at the door; Shall we be merry? Poins. As merry as crickets, my lad. But hark ye; What cunning match bave you made with this jest of the drawer come, what's the issue? P. Hen. I am now of all humours, that have show'd themselves humours, since the old days of goodman Adam, to the pupil age of this present twelve o'clock at midnight. [Re-enter FRANCIS with Wine.] What's o'clock, Fraucis? Fran. Anon, anon, Sir? P. Hen. That ever this fellow should have fewer words than a parrot, and yet the son of a woman!-His industry is-up-stairs, and down[Exit POINS. stairs; his eloquence, the parcel of a reckoning. I am not yet of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the north; be that kills me some six or seven Fran. Anon, anon, Sir,-Look down into the dozen of Scots at a breakfast, washes his hands, Pomegranate, Ralph. P. Hen. Come hither, Francis. Fran. My lord. P. Hen. How long hast thou to serve, cis ? and says to his wife,-Fie upon this quiet life! I want work. O my sweet Harry, says she, how many hast thou killed to day? Give my Fran-roan horse a drench, says he; aud answers, Some jourteen; an hour after, a trife, a Fran. Forsooth, five year, and as much as to-trifle. I pr'ythee, call in Falstaff; I'll play P. Hen. Five years! by'rlady, a long lease for the clinking of pewter. But, Francis, darest thou be so valiant, as to play the coward with thy indenture, and to show it a fair pair of heels, and run from it? Fran. O lord, Sir! I'll be sworn upon all the books in England, I could find in my heartPoins. Within.] Fraucis! Percy, and that damned brawn shall play dame Enter FALSTAFF, GADS HILL, BARDOLPH, and PETO. Poins. Welcome, Jack. Where hast thou been? Fal. A plague of all cowards, I say, and a vengeance too! marry, and amen! Give me a • A sweet wine. |