I must be round with him, now he comes from hunting. Fie, fie, fie, fie! Enter CAPHIS, and the Servants of ISIDORE and VARRO. Caph. Enter TIMON, ALCIBIADES, and Lords, &c. Tim. your will? Caph. My lord, here is a note of certain dues. Caph. Tim. Go to my steward. Of Athens here, my lord. Caph. Please it your lordship, he hath put me off To the succession of new days this month: My master is awak'd by great occasion To call upon his own, and humbly prays you, In giving him his right. Tim. Mine honest friend, I pr'ythee, but repair to me next morning. Caph. Nay, good my lord, Tim. Contain thyself, good friend. Var. Serv. One Varro's servant, my good lord, He humbly prays your speedy payment, From Isidore! Caph. If you did know, my lord, my master's wants, Var. Serv. 'T was due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks, And past, Isid. Serv. Your steward puts me off, my lord; And I am sent expressly to your lordship. I do beseech you, good my lords, keep on;. [Exeunt ALCIBIADES and Lords. I'll wait upon you instantly. — Come hither: pray you, How goes the world, that I am thus encounter'd Flav. Please you, gentlemen,' The time is unagreeable to this business: Tim. See them well entertain'd. Flav. [TO FLAVIUS. Do so, my friends. Enter APEMANTUS and a Fool. Caph. Stay, stay; here comes the fool with Apemantus: let's have some sport with 'em. Var. Serv. Hang him, he 'll abuse us. Isid. Serv. A plague upon him, dog! Var. Serv. How dost, fool? Apem. Dost dialogue with thy shadow? Var. Serv. I speak not to thee. Apem. No; 't is to thyself. Come away. [To the Fool. Isid. Serv. [To VAR. Serv.] There 's the fool hangs on your back already. Apem. No, thou stand'st single; thou 'rt not on him yet. Caph. Where's the fool now? Apem. He last asked the question. Poor rogues, and usurers' men; bawds between gold and want. All Serv. What are we, Apemantus? Apem. Asses. All Serv. Why? Apem. That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves. Speak to 'em, fool. Fool. How do you, gentlemen? All Serv. Gramercies, good fool. How does your mistress? Fool. She's e'en setting on water to scald such chickens as you are. Would, we could see you at Corinth! Apem. Good: gramercy. Enter Page. Fool. Look you, here comes my mistress' page. Page. [To the Fool.] Why, how now, captain! what do you in this wise company? How dost thou, Apemantus? Apem. Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee profitably. Page. Pr'ythee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these letters: I know not which is which, Apem. Canst not read? Page. No. Apem. There will little learning die, then, that day thou art hanged. This is to lord Timon; this to Alcibiades. Go: thou wast born a bastard, and thou 'lt die a bawd. Page. Thou wast whelped a dog; and thou shalt famish, a dog's death. Answer not; I am gone. [Exit Page. Apem. Even so thou out-run'st grace. Fool, I will go with you to lord Timon's. Fool. Will you leave me there? Арет. If Timon stay at home. usurers? All Serv. I would they served us! thief. You three serve three as good a trick as ever hangman served Fool. Are you three usurers' men? All Serv. Ay, fool. Fool. I think, no usurer but has a fool to his servant: my mistress is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow and go away merry; but and go away sadly. The of your masters, they approach sadly, they enter my mistress' house merrily, reason of this? Var. Serv. I could render one. Apem. Do it, then, that we may account thee a whoremaster, and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed. Var. Serv. What is a whoremaster, fool? Fool. A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. 'Tis a spirit: sometime it appears like a lord; sometime like a lawyer; sometime like a philosopher, with two stones more than his artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and generally in all shapes, that man goes up and down in from fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in. Var. Serv. Thou art not altogether a fool. Fool. Nor thou altogether a wise man: as much foolery as I have, so much wit thou lackest. Apem. That answer might have become Apemantus. Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS. Apem. Come, with me, fool, come. Fool. I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; sometime, the philosopher. [Exeunt APEMANTUS and Fool. Flav. Pray you, walk near: I'll speak with you anon. Exeunt Serv. Tim. You make me marvel. Wherefore, ere this time, Had you not fully laid my state before me, That I might so have rated my expense As I had leave of means? Flav. You would not hear me, Go to: At many leisures I propos'd. Tim. Perchance, some single vantages you took, Flav. 1 O, my good lord! At many times I brought in my accounts, Laid them before you: you would throw them off, To pay your present debts. Tim. Let all my land be sold. Flav. 'Tis all engag'd, some forfeited and gone; Tim. To Lacedæmon did my land extend. Flav. O, my good lord! the world is but a word; Were it all yours to give it in a breath, How quickly were it gone? Tim. You tell me true. Flav. If you suspect my husbandry, or falsehood, And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me, With riotous feeders; when our vaults have wept And set mine eyes at flow. Tim. Pr'ythee, no more. Flav. Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord! How many prodigal bits have slaves, and peasants, This night englutted! Who is not Timon's? What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is lord Timon's? |