1 Of his behaviour. Look Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth: Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris; him; As thus,-I know his father, and his friends, Pol. And, in part, him;-but, you may say, not But, if't be he I mean, he's very wild; Rey. As gaming, my lord. Pol. Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, relling, Drabbing:-You may go so far. So, by former lecture and advice, Shall you my son: You have me, have you not? Pol. God be wi' you; fare you well. Rey. Good my lord,- Pol. Observe his inclination in yourself. Pol. And let him ply his music. Well, my lord. [Exit. Pol. Farewell!-How now, Ophelia? what's the matter? Oph. O, my lord, my lord, I have been so af- Pol. With what, in the name of heaven? Oph. My lord, as I was sewing in my closet, To speak of horrors,-he comes before me. Oph. Rey. My lord, that would dishonour him. charge. You must not put another scandal on him, Pol. My lord, I do not know; What said he? That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so Then goes he to the length of all his arm; Ay, my lord, Your party in converse, him you would sound, Very good, my lord. And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow, As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so; Pol. Come, go with me; I will go seek the king. Rey, Pol. At, closes in the consequence,-Ay, marry; Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you There was he gaming; there o'ertook in his rouse; (1) Danes. (5) Already named, That hath made him mad. lousy! It seems, it is as proper to our age More grief to hide, than hate to utter love. [Exeunt. (2) Wildness. (4) That is to say, (5) Hanging down, like fetters. (6) Body. SCENE II-A room in the castle. Enter King, ants. King. Welcome, dear Rosencrantz, and Guil denstern! Moreover that we much did long to see you, in. King. Thyself do grace to them, and bring them Say, Voltimand, what from our brother Norway? More than his father's death, that thus hath put him Upon our first, he sent out to suppress So much from the understanding of himself, mour, Enter Polonius. His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd It was against your highness: Whereat griev'd,— [Gives a paper. That it might please you to give quiet pass King. Mean time, we thank you for your well-took labour: Pol. [Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius, More matter, with less art. Pol. Madam, I swear I use no art at all. Pol. The embassadors from Norway, my good Mad let us grant him then and now remains, lord, Are joyfully return'd. King. Thou still hast been the father of good news. Pol. Have I, my lord? Assure you my good liege, I hold my duty, as I hold my soul, Both to my God, and to my gracious king: (1) Complaisance. (2) Utmost exertion. That we find out the cause of this effect; I have a daughter; have, while she is mine; That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; beautified is a In her excellent white bosom, these, &c. Pol. When I had seen this hot love on the wing : Or given my heart a working, mute and dumb; That I have positively said, 'Tis so, King. Not that I know. Pol. Away, I do beseech you, both away; I'll board' him presently :-O, give me leave.— [Exeunt King, Queen, and Attendants. How does my good Lord Hamlet? is Pol. Do you know me, my lord? Ham. Excellent well; you are a fishmonger. Ham. Then I would you were so honest a man. Ham. Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, to be one man picked out of ten thousand. Pol. That's very true, my lord. Ham. For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god, kissing carrion,--Have you a daughter? Pol. I have, my lord. Ham. Let her not walk i'the sun: conception is a blessing; but as your daughter may conceive,'friend, look to't. Pol. How say you by that? [Aside.] Still harping on my daughter:-yet he knew me not at first; he said, I was a fishmonger: He is far gone, far gone: and, truly, in my youth I suffered much extremity for love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.What do you read, my lord? Ham. Words, words, words! Pol. What is the matter, my lord? Pol. I mean, the matter that you read, my lord. Ham. Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here, that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber, and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams: All of which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for yourself, sir, shall be as old as I am, if, like a crab, you could go backward. Pol. Though this be madness, yet there's method in it. Aside.] Will you walk out of the air, my lord? Ham. Into my grave? Pol. Indeed, that is out o'the air.-How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity* could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of meeting between him and my daughter.-My honourable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you. Ham. You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will more willingly part withal; except my life, except my life, except my life. Pol. Fare you well, my lord. Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Pol. You go to seek the lord Hamlet; there he is. Ros. God save you, sir! Guil. My honour'd lord! Ros. My most dear lord! [To Polonius. [Exit Polonius. Ham. My excellent good friends! How dost thou, Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ve both? Ros. As the indifferent children of the earth. Ham. Then you live about her waist, or in the forgone all custom of exercises: and, indeed, it middle of her favours? Guil. 'Faith, her privates we. Ham. In the secret parts of fortune? O, most true; she is a strumpet. What news! Ros. None, my lord; but that the world is grown honest. Ham. Then is doomsday near: But your news is not true. Let me question more in particular: What have you, my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune, that she sends you to prison hither. Guil. Prison, my lord! Ham. Denmark's a prison. Ros. Then is the world one. Ham. A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards, and dungeons; Denmark being one of the worst. Ros. We think not so, my lord. Ham. Why, then 'tis none to you: for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it 80 to me it is a prison. Ros. Why, then your ambition makes it one; 'tis too narrow for your mind. Ham. O God! I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams. Guil. Which dreams, indeed, are ambition; for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Ham. A dream itself is but a shadow. Ros. Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality, that it is but a shadow's shadow. Ham. Then are our beggars, bodies; and our monarchs, and outstretch'd heroes, the beggars' shadows: Shall we to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason. Ros. Guil. We'll wait upon you. Ham. No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest of my servants; for, to speak to you like an honest man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore? Ros. To visit you, my lord; no other occasion. Ham. Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I thank you; and sure, dear friends, my thanks are too dear, a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come, come; deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak. Guil. What should we say, my lord? Ham. Any thing-but to the purpose. You were sent for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks, which your modesties have not craft enough to colour: I know, the good king and queen have sent for you. Ros. To what end, my lord! Ham. That you must teach me. But let me conjure you by the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved love, and by what more dear a better proposer could charge you withal, be even and direct with me, whether you were sent for, or no? Ros. What say you? [To Guildenstern. Ham. Nay, then I have an eye of you; [Aside.] -if you love me, hold not off. Guil. My lord, we were sent for. Ham. I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king and queen moult no eather. I have of late (but, wherefore, I know not,) lost all my mirth, (1) Spare. goes so heavily with my disposition, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a steril promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me, than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form, and moving, how express and admirable! in action, how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me, nor woman neither; though, by your smiling, you seem to say so. Ros. My lord, there is no such stuff in my thoughts. Ham. Why did you laugh then, when I said, Man delights not me? Ros. To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what lenten' entertainment the players shall receive from you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they coming, to offer you service. Ham. He that plays the king, shall be welcome; his majesty shall have tribute of me: the adven turous knight shall use his foil, and target: the lover shall not sigh gratis; the humorous man shall end his part in peace: the clown shall make those laugh, whose lungs are tickled o'the sere; and the lady shall say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt for't.-What players are they? Ros. Even those you were wont to take such delight in, the tragedians of the city. Ham. How chances it, they travel?' their residence, both in reputation and profit, was better both ways. Ros. I think, their inhibition comes by the means of the late innovation. Ham. Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the city? Are they so followed? Ros. No, indeed, they are not. Ham. How comes it? Do they grow rusty? 5 Ros. Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: But there is, sir, an aiery of children, little eyases, that cry out on the top of question, and are most tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the fashion; and so berattle the common stages (so they call them,) that many, wearing rapiers, are afraid of goose-quills, and dare scarce come thither. Ham. What, are they children? who maintains them? how are they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no longer than they can sin? will they not say afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common players (as it is most like, if their means are no better,) their writers do them wrong, to make them exclaim against their own succession? Ros. 'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and the nation holds it no sin, to tarre them on to controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid for argument, unless the poet and the player went to cuffs in the question. Ham. Is it possible? Guil. O, there has been much throwing about of brains. Ham. Do the boys carry it away? Ros. Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too. Ham. It is not very strange; for my uncle is king of Denmark, and those, that would make mouths at him while my father lived, give twenty, 1 Play. What speech, my lord? forty, fifty, a hundred ducats a-piece, for his picture | straight: Come, give us a taste of your quality; in little. 'Sblood, there is something in this more come, a passionate speech. than natural, if philosophy could find it out. [Flourish of trumpets within. Guil. There are the players. Ham. Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands. Come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony: let me comply2 with you in this garb; lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you, must show fairly outward, should more appear like entertainment than yours. You are welcome; but my uncle-father, and auntmother, are deceived. Guil. In what, my dear lord? Ham. I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a hand-saw. Enter Polonius. Ham. I heard thee speak me a speech once,but it was never acted; or, if it was, not above once: for the play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas caviare to the general:1 but it was (as I received it, and others, whose judgments, in such matters, cried in the top of mine,) an excellent play; well digested in the scenes, set down with as much modesty as cunning. I remember, one said, there were no sallads in the lines, to make the matter savoury; nor no matter in the phrase, that might indite1 the author of affection:" but called it, an honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I chiefly loved: 'twas Eneas' tale to Dido; and thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of Priam's slaughter: If it live in your me Pol. Well be with you, gentlemen! Ham. Hark you, Guildenstern;-and you too;mory, begin at this line; let me see, let me see;— at each ear a hearer: that great baby, you see there, is not yet out of his swaddling-clouts. Pol. My lord, I have news to tell you. Pol. The actors are come hither, my lord. Pol. Upon mine honour,- Ham. Then came each actor on his ass,Pol. The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral [tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral,] scene individable, or poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor Plautus too light. For the law of writ, and the liberty, these are the only men. Ham. O Jephthah, judge of Israel,—what a treasure hadst thou! [Aside. Pol. What a treasure had he, my lord? Pol. What follows then, my lord? Ham. Why, As by lot, God wot, and then, you know, It came to pass, As most like it was,-The first row of the pious chanson will show you more; for look, my abridgment comes. Enter four or five Players. The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,—. Black as his purpose, did the night resemble To their lord's murder: Roasted in wrath, and Pol. 'Fore God, my lord, well spoken; with good accent, and good discretion. 1 Play. Anon he finds him But, as we often see, against some storm, A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still, The bold winds speechless, and the orb below You are welcome, masters; Welcome, all:-I am Is hush as death; anon the dreadful thunder glad to see thee well:-welcome, good friends.- Doth rend the region: So, after Pyrrhus' pause, O, old friend! Why, thy face is valenced since IA roused vengeance sets him new a-work; saw thee last; Com'st thou to beard me in Den-And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall mark?-What! my young lady and mistress! By'r-On Mars's armour, forg'd for proof eterne," lady, your ladyship nearer to heaven, than when With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine. Pray Now falls on Priam.God, your voice, like a piece of uncurrent gold, be Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods, not cracked with the ring.-Masters, you are all In general synod, take away her power; welcome. We'll e'en to't like French falconers, Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel, fly at any thing we see: We'll have a speech And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven, As low as to the fiends! (1) Miniature. (2) Compliment. (3) Writing. (9) An Italian dish, made of the roes of fishes. |