Varieties. VOL. 8.] mencement, the performance drags heavily on Punch would be a thousand times betier subject for a melodrame. The Scenery is appropriate, and Monsieur the Vampire being shot in an attempt to carry off a rustic bride (by way of having two strings to his bow) dies very prettily, with an effect His final of light upon his armour. disappearance, on the sinking of the moon, is also well managed. The other chief characters are the Lady Margaret, Lord Ronald, her father, M.Swill, a drunken henchman. BEAUTY. Men who marry for the beauty only of their wives, found their conjugal happiness on a very precarious tenure: they cannot renew the lease, or repair the premises, or enter into new ones; whilst the old one is every day falling to ruin and as marriage is a concurrent lease, the hope of survivorship is equally uncertain. Our early dramatists have given some useful hints on this delicate subject : "By her virtue learn to square And level out your life: for to be fair GIL BLAS AND DON QUIXOTE. These very ingenious and diverting authors seem calculated to please readers of very different descriptions. I have observed that literary men are most delighted with Don Quixote, and men of the world with Gil Blas. Perhaps the preference of Don Quixote in the former may be ascribed to the sympathy which learned readers feel for the knight, whose aberrations of intellect originated from too intense an application to books of his own selection, and from whims which his own brain engendered. DRUIDS. We learn that the ancient Druids reckoned their days not by the course of the sun, but by that of the moon. Perhaps some learned ladies of this age have adopted the almanack of the Druids, and regulate their days or rather nights, by this planet; and the dame af fashion, like the Satan in Paradise Lost, never thinks of the sun, but to address him in the lines of that immortal bard, "To tell him how she hates his beams." LEARNED LADIES. A person who frequently attended the Royal Institution, and who was both astonished and delighted with the numerous attendance of the fair sex at these scientific lectures, observed with a smile somewhat Sardonic, that he saw great advantage arising from that circumstance, as he was sure that for the future the sciences would no longer have any secrets. EVIDENCE ADMITTED. Mr. R. a staunch Lawyer, used frequently to rate his wife for her unfounded stories, for which she was in vain requested to bring some authority or voucher. Once in a passion she told him that he was a cuckold. Now, my dear, replied Mr. R. with the ut most sang froid, now I believe I may consider your own assertion as the best possible evidence. BARON SMYTH's riddle. Some men of the greatest talents have taken delight in composing or endeavDean Swift ouring to unravel riddles. is a case in point. Sir William Smyth, the learned Irish Baron of the Exchequer, at one time spent two days and nights in considering the answer to this conundrum: Why is an egg underdone, like an egg overdone? He would not suffer any one to give him the answer, which be at last discovered. It is a tolerable pun enough. Because they are both hurdly done. That it should fright my boy? Come, dearest, come. C. You are not angry then? F. Too well I love you. C. All you have said I cannot now remember, Nor what it meant-you terrified me so. But this I know, you told me,-I must sleep Before my mother wakens-so, to-morrowO father! that to-morrow were but come ! CANZONET. (From the Italian of Filicai.) Exulting in his cheering ray. The lily pale, and blushing rose: The foliage of the morning bour, 'Reft of the sun would fade away; Of God the sun resounds the praise, The present God his beams declare, The winds their whispering anthem raise, And ocean owns that God is there. The trees in Deity rejoice, And that sweet bird, whose hymning voice, In all her wanderings through the grove, Would seem to say to God-"I love-I love." Where juts the crag, or slopes the mound, At every step love's pans rise; Each plant-each stone-shall chaunt a sound, In one harmonious sacrifice. Now tears prevail-now grief retiresTo pardon then the soul aspiresPardon from HIM, whose mercies flow To cancel every sin, and solace every woe, HIS Family Circle is, we believe, THIS that which gathers round the fireside of Mr. Roscoe; and, if amiable sentiments and refined expressions are to be taken in confirmation of the fact, we may say that we have no doubt of its truth. The Poems for Youth are very sweetly written; and they are especially deserving of applause for their invariable tendency to cherish the purest feelings, and inculcate the softest humanity-the grace and blessing of our nature. Those who have studied the formation of character will be the best able to appreciate the value of so delightful an assistant as this little volume offers -To rear the tender thought, And teach the young idea how to shoot; And we enjoy the pleasure of doing a good action, when we recommend it to instructors and parents. That it may not, however, rest altogether on our favourable report, we transcribe a few of the pieces, which, we trust, even age and learning may peruse with satisfaction. TO AN EARLY SWALLOW. Too soon, alas! from brighter climes To melt the tears that freeze his eyes And gentle May, in sable garb, For thee, amid the noontide beam, Behind yon mountain's misty brow The low'ring storm is gathering fast, Then turn thee to my humble cell, It is thus that benevolent morals are implanted in young hearts: For sheer fancy, we will quote an example of another kind. Poems for youth. By a Family Circle, Liverpool and London, 1820. R ATHENEUM VOL. 8. FAIRY SONG. Swiftly we fly Thro' the evening sky, When the silver moon shines bright; Is speckled with the glow-worm's light. When the ring-doves rest On their downy breast, Flitting thro' the air we pass; Where screams the owl, Again to our haunts we fly; Sleep the hours away, Till the noon-beams again we spy. The language of the following is, perhaps, too elevated for the subject; but the thoughts are charming, and we are not without hopes that it may augment that sympathy which has lately been bestowed on the wretched creatures whose lot it bewails, and aid the efforts of the good Samaritans who bave, as yet in vain, endeavoured to accomplish the amelioration of their condition. THE CHIMNEY-SWEEPER'S COMPLAINT. I once could laugh, and sing, and play, The world, alas! is all unkind; There's nought I love to leave behind; No! there is none to pity me, And only when I die-I'm free! The following short poem is, we think, extremely pathetic. A DIRGE. The summer winds sing lullaby And the summer flowers spring tenderly, For oh, her life was short and sweet A little while the beauteous gem Bloom'd on the parent breast; And sought a deeper rest; Her parting requiem sing, Which the heart to the eye will bring; Our readers will not dislike a livelier strain to close our notice; and we (in preference to an Elegy, page 29, which strikes us as the only failure in the book, being rather ludicrous than affecting,) select for them, the FORESTER'S SONG. Forester! leave thy woodland range, For brighter scenes and pleasures strange, And take thy tall staff down, I'll shew thee what delights they be Nay, stranger, check thy bright bay steed, And turn him forth at large to feed, Amongst these dappled deer: And thou, while summer skies are clear, Within my greenwood bower, Shalt scorn the pleasures once so dear, That dwell in town and tow'r. Well may I find a better home, I know full many a lordly dome, Full many a palace hall; Where stately rows of columns tall, Doth lofty roof delight thy eye, Or stately pillar please; Where, wreathing round majestie trees, The verdant ivy clings; The pillar'd roofs, the peasant sees, Are fit to shelter kings. O, who would to the greenwood roam, While mellow pledge goes round; Stranger! the woodman's frugal fare, Might match yon throstle's strain: Thy useful avarice crave, Go, stranger, teach the ruddy grain Nay, rather to my lady love, My courtly lays I'll sing; Falsehood in beauty lies conceal'd, To thee 'twere vain to tell; We are sure we need not reiterate our eulogium on a publication so unpretending, and yet containing such compositions as these. ANNALS OF PUBLIC JUSTICE. THE CZAR AND CZAROWITZ. DURIN URING the tumults in Russia, when the Princess Sophia's intrigues to avail herself of Iwan's imbecility were defeated by Peter the Great, several ancient, Boyards withdrew to their country-houses in disgust or fear. Mierenhoff, one of this number, had a mansion about twelve versts from the metropolis, and resided in very strict retirement with his only daughter Feodorowna. But this beautiful young Muscovite had accompanied her father with more reluctance than he suspected, and contrived to solace her solitude by frequent visits from her affianced husband, Count Biron, one of the Czar's body-guard. Though her lover laid claim to a title so sacred, his attachment to the impe. rial court, and the kind of favoritism he enjoyed there, had created a jealousy not far from rancour in Mierenhoff. Mixing private feuds with political secrets, he devised a pretext to dismiss the young captain of the guard from all pretension to his daughter; but the young couple revenged themselves by clandestine disobedience. On one of the nights dedicated to their meetings, the Boyar chose to visit his daughter's apartment with an affectation of kindness. She, apprised of his intention only a few moments before, conveyed her lover into a large chest or press in the corner of her room, and closing the lid, covered it with her mantle, that he might obtain air by lifting it occasionally. But the Boyar unhappily chose to take his seat upon it; and after a long stay, which cost his daughter inexpressible agonies, departed without intimating any suspicion. Feodorowna sprang to raise the lid of her coffer, and saw Biron entirely lifeless. What a spectacle for an affianced wife!-but she had also the feelings of an erring daughter conscious that detection must be ruin. She had strength of mind enough to attempt every possible means of restoring life; and when all failed, to consider what might best conceal the terrible circumstances of his death. She could trust no one in her father's household except his porter, an old half-savage Tartar, to whom he had given the name of Usbeck, in allusion to his tribe, this man had taught her to ride, reared her favourite wolf-dog, and shewn other traits of diligent affection which invited |