Bid general Essay lead the van, AUTHOR. True, true, our news, our prose, our rhymes, Shall show the colour of the times; For which most salutary ends, We've fellow-soldiers, fellow-friends. My lord duke's butler, and the mayor's. Profound observers, and park-walkers. Or those who live on scraps and bits, On flow'r and seed, and wind, and weather, My good man, too-Lord bless us! wives Are born to lead unhappy lives, Although his profits bring him clear Almost two hundred pounds a year, Keeps me of cash so short and bare, That I have not a gown to wear; Except my robe, and yellow sack, And this old lutestring on my back. -But we've no time, my dear, to waste. Come, where's your cardinal, make haste. The king, God bless his majesty, I say, Goes to the house of lords to day, In a fine painted coach and eight, And rides along in all his state. And then the queen MRS. SCOT. Aye, aye, you know, Great folks can always make a show. But tell me, do-I've never seen Her present majesty, the queen. MRS. BROWN. Lard! we've no time for talking now, Hark! one-two-three-'tis twelve I vow. MRS. SCOT. Kitty, my things,-I'll soon have done, It's time enough, you know, at one. -Why, girl! see how the creature stands! Some water here to wash my hands. -Be quick-why sure the gipsey sleeps! Look how the drawling daudle creeps. That bason there-why don't you pour, Go on, I say-stop, stop-no more→→→ Lud! I could beat the hussey down, She's pour'd it all upon my gown. -Bring me my ruffles-can'st not mind? And pin my handkerchief behind. Sure thou hast awkwardness enough, Go-fetch my gloves, and fan, and muff. -Well, Heav'n be prais'd-this work is done, I'm ready now, my dear-let's run. Girl,-put that bottle on the shelf, And bring me back the key yourself. MRS. BROWN. That clouded silk becomes you much, I wonder how you meet with such, But you've a charming taste in dress, What might it cost you, madam? MRS. SCOT. Guess. MRS. BROWN. Oh! that's impossible for I Am in the world the worst to buy, MRS. SCOT. I never love to bargain hard, Five shillings, as I think, a yard. -I was afraid it should be gone→ 'Twas what I'd set my heart upon. MRS. BROWN. Indeed you bargain'd with success, For its a most delightful dress. Besides, it fits you to a hair, And then 'tis slop'd with such an air. MRS. SCOT. I'm glad you think so,-Kitty, here, -Come, come then, give mamma a kiss, -There, go to Kitty-there's a man, Look how the folks press on before, And throng impatient at the door. MRS. SCOT.. Perdigious! I can hardly stand, Lord bless me, Mrs. Brown, your hand; And you, my dear, take hold of hers, For we must stick as close as burrs, Or in this racket, noise and pother, We certainly shall lose each other. -Good God! my cardinal and sack Are almost torn from off any back. Lard, I shall faint-Oh Lud-my breastI'm crush'd to atoms, I protest. God bless me-I have dropt my fan, -Pray did you see it, honest man? In all the gingerbread of state, MRS. SCOT. Upon my word, it's monstrous fine! So painted, gilded, and so large, MAN. Large! it can't pass St. James's gate, So big the coach, the arch so strait, It might be made to rumble through And pass as other coaches do. Could they a body-coachman get So most preposterously fit, Who'd undertake (and no rare thing) Without a head to drive the king. MRS. SCOT. Lard! what are those two ugly things There with their hands upon the springs, Filthy, as ever eyes beheld, With naked breasts, and faces swell'd? To put such things to fright the queen? MAN. Oh! they are gods, ma'am, which you see, Of the Marine Society, Tritons, which in the ocean dwell, MRS. SCOT. Gods, d'ye call those filthy men? Why don't they go to sea again? Pray, tell me, sir, you understand, What do these Tritons do on land? MRS. BROWN. And what are they? those hindmost things, Men, fish, and birds, with flesh, scales, wings? MAN. Oh, they are gods too, like the others, For show, they wear the yellow hue, MRS. SCOT. Lord bless us! what's this noise about? Lord, what a tumult and a rout! How the folks hollow, hiss, and hoot! I cannot stay, indeed, not I, MRS. BROWN. I wonder'd where you was, my dear, I thought I should have died with fear. This noise and racketing and hurry Has put my nerves in such a flurry! I could not think where you was got, I thought I'd lost you, Mrs. Scot; Where's Mrs. Tape, and Mr. Grin? Lard, I'm so glad we're all got in. A DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE AUTHOR AND HIS FRIEND. ર FRIEND. You To that confinement you would shun, No scheme of consequence in hand? AUTHOR. Yes it stands forth to public view Within, without, on white, on blue, In proper, tall, gigantic letters, Not dash'd-emvowell'd-like my betters. And though it stares me in the face, Reflects no shame, hints no disgrace. While these unlabour'd trifles please, Familiar chains are worn with ease. -Behold! to yours and my surprise, These trifles to a volume rise. Thus will you see me, as I go, Still gath'ring bulk like balls of snow, Steal by degrees upon your shelf, And grow a giant from an elf. The current studies of the day, Can rarely reach beyond a play: A pamphlet may deserve a look, But Heav'n defend us from a book! A libel flies on scandal's wings, But works of length are heavy things. -Not one in twenty will succeed Consider, sir, how few can read. FRIEND. I mean a work of merit AUTHOR. True. FRIEND. A man of taste must buy. AUTHOR. Yes;- You And half a dozen more, my friend, Whom your good taste shall recommend. FRIEND. Whose nuptials, sir?— A poet's- -did that poem stir? 66 Pick up those flowers the Muses send, To genius strong, and noisy fame. FRIEND. But you must have a fund, a mine, Prose, poems, letters, AUTHOR. Not a line, And here, my friend, I rest secure; Of scientific hash'd-up meat, With scraps of plays, and odds and ends. I seek not, with satyric stroke, Such, though they waste the midnight oil By scholars, apprehend me right, 'Tis true, except among the great, Mayn't write the worse, because they've read. FRIEND. True; but that fault is seldom known, AUTHOR. Lord! I have seen a thousand such, With such, eternal books, successive From these I ground no expectation FRIEND. True But not a bib and apron too! AUTHOR. So would I clothe a free translation, FRIEND. Your Horace nowe'en borrow thence AUTHOR. Originals will always please, 2 The first restorer of Greek learning in Eng- A similarity must strike, land. 3 See Sigonius and Manutius, Where both, of simple nature fond, |