ing, and will ever prevail in appointing approbation or dislike in all matters of an indifferent nature, when they are pursued with earnestness.

I am, SIR, &c.'

ADVERTISEMENTS.

To all gentlemen, ladies, and others, that delight in soft lines.

THESE are to give notice, that the proper time of the year for writing pastorals now drawing near, there is a stage-coach settled from the One Bell in the Strand, to Dorchester, which sets out twice a week, and passes through Basingstoke, Sutton, Stockbridge, Salisbury, Blandford, and so to Dorchester, over the finest downs in England. At all which places, there are accommodations of spreading beeches, beds of flowers, turf seats, and purling streams, for happy swains; and thunderstruck oaks, and left-handed ravens, to foretel misfortunes to those that please to be wretched, with all other necessaries for pensive passion.

And, for the conveniency of such whose affairs will not permit them to leave this town, at the same place they may be furnished, during the season, with opening buds, flowering thyme, warbling birds, sporting lambkins, and fountain-water, right and good, and bottled on the spot by one sent down on purpose.

N. B. The nymphs and swains are farther given to understand, that in those happy climes they are so far from being troubled with wolves, that, for want of even foxes, a considerable pack of hounds have, been lately forced to eat sheep.

Whereas, on the sixth instant at midnight, several persons of light honour and loose mirth, hav ing taken upon them, in the shape of men, but with the voice of the players belonging to Mr. Powell's company, to call up surgeons at midnight, and send physicians to persons in sound sleep, and perfect health: This is to certify, that Mr. Powell had locked up the legs of his company for fear of mischief that night; and that Mr. Powell will not pay for any damages done by the said persons. It is also further advised, that there were no midwives wanted when those persons called them up in the several parts of Westminster; but that those gentlewomen who were in the company of the said impostors, may take care to call such useful persons on the 6th of December next.

The Censor having observed, that there are fine wrought ladies shoes and slippers put out to view at a great shoemaker's shop towards Saint James's end of Pall-Mall, which create irregular thoughts and desires in the youth of this nation; the said shopkeeper is required to take in those eye-sores, or shew cause the next court-day why he continues to expose the same; and he is required to be prepared particularly to answer to the slippers with green lace, and blue heels.'

It is impossible for me to return the obliging things Mr. Joshua Barnes 3 has said to me, upon the account of our mutual friend Homer. He and I have read him now forty years with some understanding, and great admiration. A work to be produced by one

3 In No 138, in the original folio edition of the Tatler, were the following Note and Advertisement: The learned and ingenious Mr. Joshua Barnes has lately writ an eulo

who has enjoyed so great an intimacy with an author, is certainly to be valued more than any comment made by persons of yesterday. Therefore, according to my friend Joshua's request, I recommend his work; and, having used a little magic in the case, I give this recommendation by way of amulet or charm against the malignity of envious backbiters, who speak evil of performances whereof themselves were never capable.' If I may use my friend Joshua's own words, I shall at present say no more, but that we, Homer's oldest acquaintance now living, know best his ways; and can inform the world, that they are often mistaken when they think he is

gium [after the manner of learned men to each other] upon me; and after having made me his compliments in the behalf of his beloved Homer, and thanked me for the justice I have done him, in The Table of Fame,' has desired me to recommend the following advertisement:

***Whereas Mr. Joshua Barnes, B. D. her majesty's Greek professor in the university of Cambridge, hath some time since published proposals for printing a new and accurate edition of all Homer's Works,' enlarged, corrected, and amended, by the help of ancient MSS. the best editions, scholiographers, &c. These are to certify, that the Iliad and Odyssey are now both actually printed off, only a small part of the hymns, other poems, and fragments remaining, with the indexes, life of Homer, and Prolegomena, which are carried on with all possible expedition. All gentlemen therefore, scholars and masters of great schools, that are willing to reap the benefit of subscription, being ten shillings down, and on the delivery of the two volumes in sheets twenty shillings more, are desired to make their first payment to the said Mr. Barnes, now lodging at the printing-house at Cambridge, before the end of March; after which time no more single subscriptions to be admitted.

in lethargic fits, which we know he was never subject to; and shall make appear to be rank scandal and envy, that of the Latin poet,

-Aliquando bonus dormitat Homerus.

HOR. Ars Poct. ver. 359.

-Good old Homer sometimes nods.

STEELE.

N° 144. SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 1709-10.

Sheer Lane, March 10.

In a nation of liberty, there is hardly a person in the whole mass of the people more absolutely necessary than a censor. It is allowed, that I have no authority for assuming this important appellation, and that I am censor of these nations just as one is chosen king at the game of Questions and Commands: but if, in the execution of this fantastical dignity, I observe upon things which do not fall within the cognizance of real authority, I hope it will be granted, that an idle man could not be more usefully employed. Among all the irregularities of which I have taken notice, I know none so proper to be presented to the world by a censor, as that of the general expence and affectation in equipage'. I have lately hinted, that this extravagance must necessarily get footing where we have no sumptuary laws, and where every man may be dressed, attended, and carried, in what manner he pleases. But my tenderness to

* See N° 66 and 143. Spect. N° 15, 144, and 428.

my fellow-subjects will not permit me to let this enor mity go unobserved.

As the matter now stands, every man takes it in his head, that he has a liberty to spend his money as he pleases. Thus, in spite of all order, justice, and decorum, we, the greater number of the queen's loyal subjects, for no reason in the world but because we want money, do not share alike in the division of her majesty's high road. The horses and slaves of the rich take up the whole street; while we peripatetics are very glad to watch an opportunity to whisk across a passage, very thankful that we are not run over for interrupting the machine, that carries in it a person neither more handsome, wise, or valiant, than the meanest of us. For this reason, were I to propose a tax, it should certainly be upon coaches and chairs: for no man living can assign a reason, why one man should have half a street to carry him at his ease, and perhaps only in pursuit of pleasures, when as good a man as himself wants room for his own person to pass upon the most necessary and urgent occasion. Until such an acknowledgment is made to the public, I shall take upon me to vest certain rights in the scavengers of London and Westminster, to take the horses and servants of all such as do not become or deserve such distinctions, into their peculiar custody. The offenders themselves I shall allow safe conduct to their places of abode in the carts of the said scavengers, but their horses shall be mounted by their footmen, and sent into the service abroad and I take this opportunity, in the first place, to recruit the regiment of my good old friend the brave and honest Sylvius, that they may be as

2 Probably Cornelius Wood, a gentleman of excellent character, and very distinguished military talents.